Doctors discover PPD Syndrome at The Satirist
My new publication at The Satirist, Post Publication Depression. The virus-like malady afflicts writers two weeks after publication, and remains incurable. Symptoms are suppressed by Jameson’s and zinfandel, and The Lunatic Assylum is all for symptom suppression. Why are flash fiction writers and writers at The New Yorker immune?
The PPD Foundation will be in preliminary meetings with Sally Struthers to seek donations to find the cure.
Meanwhile there is only Jameson’s.
Post Publication Depression. Don’t let it strike at your house.
“Dr. Madrid at the Peoria Institute of Medical Research, PIMR, today announced the discovery of a new syndrome afflicting writers. Authors, probably because of their solitary nature, sedentary habits, and infrequent bathing are known to be susceptible…”