Hanzel and Gretyl at Indies Unlimited
Hanzel and Gretyl A Boomer Fairy Tale was selected as a 2013 Featured Book at Indies Unlimited.
Eat your heart out, Hollywood.
And H & G picked up a nice review at the Amazon book site.
This is not your parent’s version of old Hansel and Gretel. Trust me. In fact you should challenge yourself by reading this to the biggest stuff shirt you know and try to make him laugh. You know the type? Doesn’t laugh at anything until you trip or something. Tell them to give you a few minutes and you’ll make him burst into tears with laughter. In fact he’ll probably want to buy a copy of his own so he can make some of his miserable friends laugh too. He won’t need crumbs to find his way to Amazon but he might need his iPhone and a hot plate. Let him sweat it out. Read it to him and tell him there are no more copies left. You bought the last one. Make him beg or take him to the mall and let him try and find it there. Where? At the mall. Whoops,probably won’t be there. Too bad, because it’s hilarious and I love the way the author also writes through that mysterious fifth wall. The one holding up the basement.
Thank you to all those who’ve read this fractured fairy tale smuggled out of my cell at The Lunatic Assylum.










Ergo, we can expect to see you at the Oscar’s for best screenplay?
Congrats, by the way!
If Hollywood were smart, they’d pick up the film rights for this one. Not sure I want to go to LA to write the screenplay, though. Can I commute from SFO?