Writer’s Block Variant: Writer’s Distraction
Scientists are considering reporting in the Journal of Irreproducible Results the discovery of a variant virus to Writer’s Block disease: Writer’s Distraction virus. Writer’s Distraction does not appear to be fatal, as WB sometimes is. Like the common cold virus, the WD virus results in symptoms sometimes only for an hour or two, rarely for a few days. Risk factors include an empty fridge, nice weather, and Sundays during the football season. Researchers are working on a vaccine, but say their work has been slowed by the Superbowl. Prolonged absence of WiFi and internet access is seemingly a preventive, and the medicos promise to try to confirm that when the batteries to their Super Mario Brothers run down.